Prisoner Madoff

And he lives in an 8′x7.5′ prison cell.

Seeing how his swindling was a considerably low-brow ponzi scheme, maybe the justice system should employ a similarly low-brow piece of justice.  The gallows?  The rack?  Public stoning?  How about we put him in in the Stocks and then stone him?

What do you think?  Let’s discuss it in the comments.